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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face
Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy
c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020

S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F 

Suck my dick till I come all over your face
Do you wanna S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F tonight
S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F by Aaaaaa15 September 23, 2023

I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D 

In The Store Over The Counter In My Pocket Out The Door
mike went I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D for some robo

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t 

Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties
POV dude brings you up to his bedroom and whispers in your hear Now Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties AKA #C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.T
c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t by Zai🦋 October 21, 2020

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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