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Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess
Person: Omg it’s Carl the best man Alive
Carl: I shall save you
by The one and only Carl April 15, 2020
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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carl is a sweet guy, he has an amazing heart and is consistently trying to make you smile. carl is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to carl, rely on him and most importantly trust him. carl will try his best to give you every single bit of love you need, he's a good friend, boyfriend and everything you could ever imagine.

never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork 💖
girl "Hi, Carl"
carl " hey, you're so amazing.. did I already tell you that today?"
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by xoSHLox November 15, 2019
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A cool, at times stupid guy. Kinda cute. A very likeable person, can be very quiet but finds a way to be goofy nonetheless. A very funny person. ❤
girl one: Hey isn't that Carl?
Girl 2: yeah I think he's kinda cute.
by Its a secret, so don't ask. April 27, 2018
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A name for a killer llama. He doesn't mean to do it :0! DAMMIT CARL!!
Carl: "I do not kill people...that is my least favorite thing to do."
by Amerijew June 16, 2011
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an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!
Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!
by Dolphins111 September 22, 2009
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A man that many have come to like. Although he is exceptionally great at speaking from his arse and loves to do it 6 times every 5 seconds. He is also a little nipple and likes to hold a crush over someone he claims not to like. All in all he’s a good lad with a shot haircut.
“Did you hear what that lad was saying their” “yeh he’s a total Carl”
by Naming peeps R us December 21, 2017
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