Assdick 

the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her ass directly in alignment with the male's dick. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate sex, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.

"After suffering through 3 hours of tivo'd Entourage I slipped him the assdick and we were sexin it in no time."

Assdick by MelissaVanessa October 4, 2009

assdick 

Adj.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.

1. "Wow I can't believe he was going out with five other girls," said Sydney to Felicia. "He is such an assdick!"

2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.

3. ASSDICK! Wait what?

assdick by sydneyg February 23, 2009

Assdick 

An assdick is a penis that eminates and protrudes from the ass. Those with an assdick were either born with it, or had it surgically grafted on by a man known only as Dr. Bob.

The purpose of the assdick is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other penises) into the anal cavity. When the assdick senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.

OMG that fag tried to buttfuck me, but luckily my trusty assdick was able to protect my anal virginity.

Assdick by Nigpunisher July 16, 2007

assdick 

Acronym standing for:
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs

ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.

Damn, that burglar almost stole my shit, good thing i used ASSDICK to stop him.

assdick by baba ghonnorea January 12, 2021

assdick 

noun - A dick long enough to be tucked into the asshole slash sphincter.

adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.

Bobby Joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores Claudia when she says hello to him; she turns to her biffel Amanda and says "Wow. What an assdick."

assdick by pandarex November 24, 2009

assdick 

When your prolapsed rectum sticks out so far that when you stand sideways naked it looks like you have a dick sticking out of your ass.

"No wonder Keri's always in a foul mood, William only gives her his assdick."

assdick by J. Addams December 14, 2008

assdick 

Contraction or shorthand for the more common phrase, "dicking (someone) up the ass." Anal sex, male or female. Can be used as a noun or a verb, see below.

"Did anyone here assdick last night?" "How many guys did you assdick last weekend, Fred?"

Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."

assdick by Joseph E. November 6, 2004