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D.I.S.C.O 

A girl who is Desirable, Irresistible, Super Sexy, Such a Cutie, and Oh oh oh.

She can also be Sweet as Candy.
She is D.I.S.C.O
D.I.S.C.O by itsawildsnorlax April 16, 2009

D.I.S.S. 

Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.
Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.
D.I.S.S. by Bootypetutii June 22, 2016

D I S A S T E R

D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G. 

Dude Is Surely Getting (a)Ugly Seeping Totally Infected Nasty Groin
An unwanted sex tape is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

T.A.R.D.I.S 

1. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. The Tardis is the doctors time machine in the show called doctor who it is bigger on the inside it can go to any world and any time.

2. Some fans might say it stands for Ten And Rose Dating In Space because of a companion named Rose Tyler that fell in love with the tenth doctor. This is not what it really means it is just a fun thing bad wolf fans say
girl 1: oh my gosh its the T.A.R.D.I.S!
Girl 2: lets go see if the doctor is there!
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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