Cumfs

The Comfiest part of a piece of furniture or person.

Wtf, this couch doesn't have any cumfs at all

by prittybabe24 July 30, 2010

Cumf

Having an orgasm and farting at the same time.

Dude, I totally cumfed when she was blowing me yesterday.

by Cumf Santa October 04, 2012

Cumf fu

the skillful art of being extreamly comffy

my friend is a master of cumf fu when he is laying back in his lazy boy

by jay korn January 19, 2007

cumf

It is a sly way of saying "CUNT" we all know that women detest the word so may help u stop saying the word.

Fuck u ya cumf !!!

by dntcare June 30, 2022