Cumfs

The Comfiest part of a piece of furniture or person.
Wtf, this couch doesn't have any cumfs at all
by prittybabe24 July 31, 2010
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Cumf

Having an orgasm and farting at the same time.
Dude, I totally cumfed when she was blowing me yesterday.
by Cumf Santa October 04, 2012
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Cumf fu

the skillful art of being extreamly comffy
my friend is a master of cumf fu when he is laying back in his lazy boy
by jay korn January 22, 2007
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cumf

It is a sly way of saying "CUNT" we all know that women detest the word so may help u stop saying the word.
Fuck u ya cumf !!!
by dntcare June 30, 2022
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