Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004

Midget

People with a height disadvantage that are used for tall men to place their balls.

Oh, my balls hurt let me rest them on my midget.

by anth3m April 04, 2011

Midget

Midget

Midgets are deadly creatures who could if you ,come up against one in a fight, might puncture a lung or two. they are usually under the height of 4'6" and at that height they could easily head butt your sacc id they really wanted to. be warey areound these microscopic creatures beacause they culd eaily castrate you in less than a second.

"oh bugger, a midget."
"its really far away tho!"
"oh wait its 2 meters away, its just 2 ft tall."

by exleyyyy June 05, 2020

Midget

A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.

Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!

by I💖building March 07, 2015

Midget

Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.

"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"

by The Donut Factory October 19, 2012

Midget

Jessy senft

Jessy senft is a small even for a midget

by Jdbennett321 March 11, 2020

Midget

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.

Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.

by Cinnamon313 June 28, 2011