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cumfiesta 

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.
Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.
cumfiesta by keyshaw May 2, 2004
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cumfiesta 

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography
We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch
cumfiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumfiesta 

A game played between 2 or more people. Often a very erotic kinky game played as a way to ease sexual tention.
?: Where are you going?
??: To a cumfiesta!
?: Can I come?
??: Sure it is a Cum fiesta!!!!
cumfiesta by MG Pimpin March 25, 2009

cum fiesta 

Usually means cum or semen in massive amounts.
Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!
cum fiesta by Brayne N/A July 16, 2005
where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.
my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!
cumfest by Jakey-G August 24, 2005

cumsiesta 

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie
Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta
cumsiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Chemfiesta

When your highschool teacher get fired two and a half months before school get out and he dosent give a fuck what goes on in class.
1.I bet we could smoke a fat blunt next period i mean we got CHEMFIESTA

2. I can't wait to play "worlds hardest game" next period, considering were gunna do no work in CHEMFIESTA
Chemfiesta by Doc E June 20, 2009
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