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Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.
Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..
Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

Cumfiend 

A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.
"That cumfiend sucked me dry. It was the worst blue balls I've ever had."
"Wow she really is a cumfiend, she blew me then swallowed my dad."
Cumfiend by 916Piyump May 13, 2009
Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.
Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.
Cumpire by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006

cumfidence 

When an individual's horniness outweighs their low self esteem, giving them temporary flirting prowess or game.
I know I look like shit, but these girls are so fine, I'm feeling some crazy cumfidence right now.
cumfidence by Prof.Wade October 23, 2013

cumfiesta 

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.
Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.
cumfiesta by keyshaw May 2, 2004
An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.
Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!
cumpire by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006