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cumcluded 

To cum; a better descriptive word to describe a situation(s) that occurred after the event.
After I cumcluded I realized I wasn't wearing a condom after all.
Once she cumcluded three times in a night
cumcluded by exquisite lee August 14, 2010
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Cumflustered 

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.
... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered

Cumflubbering

When you cum on her lips after oral sex and flubber your dick on them. Makes a sound similar to flubadubaflubaduba.
Bro I was totally cumflubbering Jenny in the mouth last night!

cumpudge 

Excess fat or "pudge" in the waist, thighs, or ass region that is identifiable to a person who's main diet is dick and cum.
Damn, Danielle has some serious cumpudge developing. She seems to gain a pound after each dude she hooks up with.
cumpudge by Ricky Bobby 1988 February 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026