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cumflation

shooting a shit ton of jiz into your partner's fun hole and filling them up until they either look pregnant or can't hole anymore of your jiz. this act is almost impossible due to the fact that a man cant produce enough to fill up their partner that much :L
"i had too much fun with my wife last night, she suggested we try cumflation to make it more interesting"
cumflation by holden.mike.hawk December 3, 2021
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cumflation

The act of injecting ludicrous quantities of spooge (usually greatly exceeding the volume of one's own body) into a receptive sexual partner, causing their entire body to swell up like a balloon. It is a combination of sorts of hyper and inflatophilia. Usually seen in furry or other types of cartoon porn as doing this in real life would prove excessively difficult, regardless of one's confidence in his own manliness.
Don't you try to force your disgusting babyfur fetish on me! You know I'm only into perfectly normal, realistic cumflation scenes!
cumflation by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

CumFlation

The act of thinking you are about to cum a bucketful and instead it is a thimble full
Dude Cumflation got me. I thought i was going to blow a huge wad and instead it dribbled out.
CumFlation by LagrangePoint5 August 11, 2026

Cunflatio 

The conflation of fellatio and cunnilingus into a single sexual act.
Person 1: Cunflatio is just a snobby way to say 69, you know that?
Person 2: Technically speaking, all 69's are cunflatio, but not all cunflatio is a 69....and people love portmanteaus.

cumstation 

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.
Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?
cumstation by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008

cumpilation 

Video montage of several men ejaculating.
Frat boy cumpilation
cumpilation by Arthur Shotwell January 3, 2008

Cummation 

Another word for ejaculation. Derived from the urban word, 'cum'.
Human biology teacher: What is the discharge of semen from the penis called?

Student: Cummation!

Teacher: Wrong!

Student: Sorry, I meant to say ejaculation
Cummation by hellowatermelon November 25, 2013
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