Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

by Pienese! November 28, 2010

Cumfetti

Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.

I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.

by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009

Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.

"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."

by patrick fuhken williams April 07, 2008

cumfetti

The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.

I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.

by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012

Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.

Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.

by artvandelaé October 24, 2019

CumFetti

When jizz gets everywhere!

Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!

by HollyWood90027 December 20, 2020

cumfetti

A life threatening medical condition that requires immediate ambulatory service. Also causes genetic birth defects in offspring. 69.4 cases have been reported in the US as of 2023. Primarily affects Caucasian individuals who ingest too many hotdogs.

I'M GONNA SPLOOGE

MICHAEL JACKSON JUST DIED :O

CUMFETTI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024