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Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.
by Pienese! November 26, 2010
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The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.
I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.
by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012
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Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.
I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.
by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009
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When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.
"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."
by patrick fuhken williams April 07, 2008
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When a male ejaculates on a female’s face, then glitter bombs her face.
She wants me to cumfetti her tonight...
I just cumfettied this girl...
I got cumfettied...
by BuzzyGrunt October 09, 2018
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