Wtf

Of course there is only one known definition of the phrase Wtf and that, of course is Wilbur, that frigg-nugget.

Ellie: OMG WTF!

Jessica: Who’s Wilbur?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

Wtf

It stand for where’s the food

Timmy: Wtf man
Tyrone: Excuse me?
Timmy: It means where’s the food
Tyrone: ohhhhh

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

Wtf

Stands for What the fuck, or Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

Wtf why did she break up with me?

by VioletThePurple November 22, 2017

Wtf

WTF (Windows Text File) is a plain-text file format developed by Microsoft. It is intended for storing text information in readable form. Many users report problems opening it, because most systems don't know what to do with the .wtf file extension. The resulting error messsage "WTF? Unknown file extension!" is widely known. The chat acronym WTF is commonly used to signify uncertainty or unpleasant surprise.

As part of Microsoft's effort to develop free, open, user-friendly software environments, it is constantly improving file formats. After WMV (Windows Media Video) and (WMA - Windows Media Audio), it published proposals for WMP (Windows Media Picture) and WTF (Windows Text File) in May, 2006.

"WTF?" is the usual response by many users, who are not sure how Microsoft intends to compete with TXT format. Microsoft's release timeline calls for the TXT format to be made obsolete within months, by disallowing Windows Vista to open .txt files.

System Requirements

* '$30.00' license fee for usage
* Cheese grater
* 76 IQ maximum (any more and KERNEL32 takes a dive)
wtf

by Kodiac1 December 11, 2006

Wtf

1) Where's the food?
2) What the fuck
3) Why's this funny
4) World Taekwondo Federation

1) WTF you made?
2) WTF! You broke my leg!
3) Do you know WTF?
4) Go to the WTF tournament!

by oOreoo February 02, 2017

Wtf

Welcome to Facebook

Mom," add as a friend on Facebook, I just got one"
Kid,"WTF!"
Mom,"what does that mean"
Kid," welcome to Facebook"

by Secretly love you June 21, 2016

Wtf

Wtf stands for wallahi too funny.
People say it stands for other stuff, pfft rumors.

Jim:Dude I got away with tax fraud!
Tom:WTF!
Jim:I know right!

by John Ahmed April 11, 2021