Crakter

An exclamation often used to express disbelief or imply whatever said prior is ridiculous and untrue; A shortened version of "Toot of crakter."

She said the sky was orange, but that was simply crakter!

Crakter by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

Toot of crakter 

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

Toot of crakter by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

crasterful 

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.

“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”

crasterful by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014

Moon Craters

Cottage cheese dimples on a big flabby butt.

Dude, your mom has a new little swimsuit that shows way too much skin.

Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!

Moon Craters by Kobe K Tizzle May 25, 2011

the crater

a place in the woods of east milton, massachussetts. the number 1 drinking and partying spot in milton. usually every year assholes from quincy come there and do something to stir up trouble and cause the cops patrol it hardcore for a couple weeks/months, and ruin everyones weekends. the ground is covered in empty cans, broken bottles, roaches, blunts, and empty tins. legendary spot.

dude, lets go crush some stews and skom at the crater, and maybe try to get some action from the ladies.

ya dude, hopefully the cops wont be around to bopp kids and steal their packies.

yopp yopp!!!! east milton!

the crater by jacorrey Lewis November 29, 2011

Craftermath 

The resulting and overwhelming mess that is left lying all about after a full day, week, or month of creative pursuits. Massive amounts of creative supplies jumbled and piled all together, all about ones workspace, making it impossible to continue crafting until cleaned and possibly preventing any inspiration whatsoever.

After her much needed craft day, the resulting craftermath looked like a tornado went through her studio.

Craftermath by abbinme January 23, 2012

Crapterglow 

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

Crapterglow by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009