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Crafternoon

An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.
Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'
Crafternoon by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009
Word of the Day on January 6, 2026
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crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’
crafternoon

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crafternoon by scmat August 23, 2022

Drafternoon 

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.
Drafternoon by sheepyone December 31, 2008
Word of the Day on February 6, 2009

Brafternoon 

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.
Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.
Brafternoon by coolkdub September 11, 2009

Cafternoon Break 

a lengthy coffee break taken in mid afternoon. Typically taken by Government employees, thus causing no production.
Nah, I was too late, he was gone for cafternoon break
Cafternoon Break by Wandyton September 2, 2010

brafternoon tea 

A combination of breakfast, brunch, lunch and afternoon tea combined. Usually consumed as the post fasting meal after epic proptions of sex, sleep, drinking, lack of or a mixture of all the above. To nourish the couple in order to replenish drained fuel stores in preparation for the next session.

Not to be confused or associated with 'brafternoon' or any other variation where 'bra's' are mentioned.
I'm famished its 330pm, let's hit the local for some brafternoon tea... pancakes and an all day brekky.. and juice and cake and chips and a beer... reful this temple for our later offering to the gods!

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026