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Kenny: Im horny af.
Jeremy: Get some heavens from Britney, that shit had me absolutely levitating. My soul left the earth for a minute.
Heavens by socratesjr January 4, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
sum of money depending on who we are talking about it can be 100,1000,100,000,1,000,000
if it's your baby's mama it's $100, if it's dr. dre is a mil
the way you reach bliss on earth through the man made/illusionary way...as time proceeds the furthur we seem to be from it
yo how much you get for working?

Four heavens
heavens by Ebenezer April 27, 2006
When you think it’s cool. But not !

It’s heavens
Heavens by Rouden November 22, 2021

Heavens! 

A term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually with regards to a hot female being suddenly noticed.
Heavens! by CostSon October 2, 2009

Heavens Door 

Is Rohan Kishibe’s stand, one of the fucking overpowered stand in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures Part 4, you write someone and they do what it says no matter the physics.
Rohan: Heavens Door!

Person 1: wait what

Rohan: (writes person 1 fling into a truck)

Person 1: whats happening

Person 1: (flys into truck)

Heavens to Grundo 

An expression of shock, or disbelief.
Like Heavens to Betsy! or Oh My God! but mainly said by Newton Gimmick on Teddy Ruxpin.
Heavens to Grundo! Are you all right Teddy?
Heavens to Grundo by qcrossley October 22, 2008

heavens to betsy

Heavens to betsy! I forgot to turn off the iron.
heavens to betsy by buggum September 18, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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