Conmerce 

The act of a retail corporation slightly changing a product to save costs while maintaining retail price without disclosing the change to the public (slightly less content in a package, modified/changed ingredients, etc)

Me: does this bag of chips seem lighter?
Friend: That’s Conmerce for you. 10% less chips, 100% original price.

Conmerce by ChashuDumpling September 18, 2022

commerce student 

Being a Commece Student is not easy 💔.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist 🙂

Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting

commerce student by BeingCommerce November 27, 2021

Chamber of Commerce Weather 

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.

We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

Chamber of Commerce Weather by IrishMike February 19, 2008

Commercemas 

New term to describe the time of year formerly known as Christmas. This version of the word clarifies the fact that the commercial period is purely about guilting the population into spending money on presents simply to maintain the social status quo rather than actually having any religious connotation whatsoever. Original religious version stolen from pagan culture in an attempt to con pagans into technically being Christians if they celebrate on the same day.

The period generally starts being promoted around July and climaxes on December 25th. One day later retailers generally drop their hiked prices so it's advisable to wait until then before buying anything.

Merry Commercemas.
What did you get for Commercemas?
****ing Commercemas!
Commercemas went well this year - I saw my shares rise.

Commercemas by Skinfitz November 1, 2004

conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.

“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”

conmercial by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

Converception 

Noun: a converception; verb: to perform an act of converception.

To have a conversation about a pre- or co-existing conversation that was or is currently being held by two or more participants. The conversation can be reported, paraphrasing or not, using first or second hand information and can refer to conversations that took place between any two persons, whether or not themselves were involved.

If a participant, gaining secondhand information to a previous converception, reports their information to a new participant, the result is the creation of a new layer and so it continues. Had the information passed down turned out to be false, a verbal 'kick' can be performed by one or more subjects to the original converception whereby from thereon the converception is over. Only when this situation occurs are all participants returned to reality.

If the content of an original conversation selected to undergo the process of converception is falsely reported or the result of guesswork, a converception cannot take place.

In simple terms, a conversation that is reported within a conversation. Derived from the film title 'Inception' (Nolan, 2010) where dreams exist within dreams.

Example 1
A: "And David said to Victoria...and she said..." etc.

Example 2
A: "What are David and Victoria talking about?"
B: "David is telling her that he doesn't want to be friends any more."

Example 3:
A: "John told me that Peter told him that David was talking to Victoria about their situation."
B: "Woah! Third level converception, man!"

Converception by LingWhizKid December 27, 2011

Fuck Commerce! 

A fucking state of mind

"FUCK COMMERCE!!"(fist pump)

Fuck Commerce! by kynit January 13, 2009