Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.
Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.
Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.
Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.
Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.
Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.
Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.
Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.
Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.
Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."