Ashtray pussy

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.

Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.

by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 16, 2011

slam-o-rama

Noun: a group sexual encounter; an orgy.

After the city shut down the "club", the slam-o-rama shifted from one location to another.

by Speedog 2 December 24, 2010

crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

by Speedog 2 December 16, 2010

car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

by Speedog 2 January 04, 2011

ATP

Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.

Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.

by Speedog 2 December 17, 2010

J bomb

Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.

Stacy's obsessive consumption of Jäegerbombs earned her the nickname "J bomb".

by Speedog 2 January 23, 2011