15 definitions by Speedog 2
Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.
Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.
by Speedog 2 January 29, 2011
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Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."
by Speedog 2 January 16, 2011
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Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
by Speedog 2 January 04, 2011
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Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
by Speedog 2 November 12, 2010
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Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.
Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.
by Speedog 2 December 26, 2010
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Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.
by Speedog 2 December 24, 2010
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by Speedog 2 December 17, 2010
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