conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.

“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”

conmercial by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

commercial rape 

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.

The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!

commercial rape by commmercialrape September 17, 2011

commercial surrealism 

A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.

Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."

commercial surrealism by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020

Commercialbowl 

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!

Commercialbowl by Telephony March 11, 2012

Commercial Slut 

Girl that works the commercials hard and often. Usually very good looking.

Make sure you stay on this channel because that one commercial slut I was telling you about comes on often.

Commercial Slut by Brad Paisley February 28, 2009

Commarcial 

The way that a boy, perhaps named Thomas says the word commercial.

OMJ, did you see that HILAR commarcial?

Commarcial by annicle December 26, 2010

Commercial conversation 

Having a conversation with someone only during the commercial break of a TV show or sporting event, quickly ending when the program comes back on.

Only having 2 minutes and two seconds per commercial conversation, Danny and June took the entire Super Bowl to decide where to have dinner that weekend.

Commercial conversation by bob_c_o January 18, 2010