Definitions by kynit

Cockfetti 

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing

Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer

Cockfetti by kynit January 13, 2009

Fuck Commerce! 

A fucking state of mind

"FUCK COMMERCE!!"(fist pump)

Fuck Commerce! by kynit January 13, 2009

Food Court Gangster 

A white suburban kid who acts and dresses like he is tougher than he actually is. He wears "gangster" clothes and talks like a thug. These kids think they are cool because they mess with mall cops. Generally, this kid is either short and is overcompensating, or is just insecure in some other way. He hangs out in the food court of the local mall and tries to intimidate people with their tough face. Usually they just get laughed at.

Dude, stay away from that kid, he looks scary
Settle down man, he's just a food court gangster, the kid's a total puss.

Food Court Gangster by kynit January 14, 2008