Conkest

When you conquered everything

I conkest the game quest

by Laban hewett April 30, 2021

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

Contestshipper

One who adores Contestshipping. One who loves the couple of May and Drew of Pokemon

"Hey are you a pokeshipper?" "Nah, i am a contestshipper all the way"

by cold-chan July 10, 2009

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.

She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

by not a juuler December 11, 2018

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018

skid contest

The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.

Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*

by The Sub March 1, 2005