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concesta 

It's a word to describe someone that is one of the nicest people you could have as a friend. They are caring, selfless and you will never feel judged around them
She was an awesome friend so I dubbed her concesta.
concesta by Atari7 March 6, 2023

Concetta 

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.
Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?
Concetta by wolf868 February 3, 2010

Contestard 

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.
That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!
Contestard by Tara P. November 18, 2003

Concetta 

Concetta’s are very funny people who love to party. They are really smart but sometimes don’t believe that they are. They are a bit klutzy at times, but are always trustworthy. Concetta’s are very creative and great at all of the arts. She is crazy and loves food, and she is very easy to talk to. Lives life to its fullest and will always be there with a hug.
I need someone to talk to
“Well, there’s Concetta...”
“Yay!”
Concetta by CPC2005 October 13, 2018

Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Concettas Homemade Gravy 

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.
"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"
Concettas Homemade Gravy by hueuby January 30, 2017