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Pokeshipper 

A person who believes that Ash and Misty/Satoshi and Kasumi from the animé, Pokémon, are destined to become a romantic couple, otherwise known as 'AAML' (Ash and Misty's love) or 'SatoKasu'.

Whilst some Pokeshippers are generally nice people, the majority are not.
They're completly obbsessed with the concept of a relationship between two fictional characters, and often critisise others for liking other pairings, often shoving many 'hints' into their faces, write poor quality fanfics and are generally annoying.

Many pokeshippers will attack any other character that they believe threatens the pairing between Ash and Misty, the prime target being May/Haruka. They will often bash May's character with every chance they get, often attempting to do so in a subtle manner, although still making it very obvious.

Example: 'I hate pokemon contests, they are useless and horrible additions to the plotline'

Apart from the plot of pokemon being very thin already, the majority of Pokeshippers only state this because they concern May. If Misty was to compete in Contests, they'd praise them and say Misty could do no wrong.
Pokeshipper: OMG, Ash an Misty ish soooo KAWAII 2gether!!! U shood read dis ficcie eye found!!!1
Normal person: .....shut the fuck up.
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pokeshipping

The reason many a pokeshipper tend to watch the series. Basically the belief that the two main characters (Ash/Satoshi and Misty/Kasumi) of the animé series Pocket Monsters/Pokémon, are a romantic couple. It is considered to be the most popular shipping in the fandom, while many find it to be incredibly annoying.
The company that dubs the series, 4Kids entertainment, tend to add shipping 'hints' that didn't exist in the original version of the series. This often leads to confusion and arguments between shipping fans.
4Kids script (Misty): Someday you and I will be married too~
4Kids script (Ash): Mmhmm....GWAHHH?!?
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008