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clermontman 

Footballer mostly known for disappearing in decisive games but scoring against lower-ranked teams like Eibar, Clermont Foot, Lens, Mallorca, Maccabi Haifa, Jamaica, Estonia...
Also does Pepsi commercials

Synonyms: Eibarman, Pionel Pepsi, Pessi
Jacques, french villager: I was born and raised in Clermont-Ferrand. My grandpa used to tell me stories about Clermontman, a goblin from ARG that travels to my city when we're playing. He assists 3 goals and then ghosts until the next Clermont game. I still have nightmares that hes hiding in our stadium.
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Clier • cierra • ciera • Clergy • chier • cierrah • Clerg • cleric • Chiera • cierah
She's very goofy, amazing with kids, and loves her dog. I'd say she has the most beautiful smile, but shes never believes it?Her company is soothing, and non-stressful. Cierra is the girl that'd you want to marry because she really is the one girl who'll snatch your heart and not fold on you.
She most definitely is gonna be the best mom for your kids. They way her eyes light up when she sees a baby, or like the way she takes care of kids and doesn't even have to yell to have the kids listen to her. Cierra is also a very strong girl. She went through alot. She does her best to make others not feel sad, and to cheer them up.
If you ever happen to see or feel like a cierra is sad, you should buy her a coffee and just be there. You don't got to spend much money to show that you care about her or that you love her, and running your hand through her hair is gonna have her feeling safe and loved.
If she is ever busy or feels that she's busy, it'll be okay. Give her time and be patient and dont give it. Because even the most beautiful flowers need time and she is most definitely a beautiful person and has a golden personality.
Sometimes bad days happen, or plans don't follow accordingly, but I promise you that Cierra is the person that's always going to be on your mind by the end of the night every night. Dont lose this girl dawg, she's one of a kind.
I'm going to tell you right now, between the world and you(her/cierra)
I'm going to choose you everytime
Chase: Who's that girl?
Wes: oh that's cierra! Bro you haven't met her???

Chase: Is she really that Cierra?
Wes: Yes bro! She's that Cierra!
Cierra by Hagrid vibes 🙌🏼 June 13, 2019

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.
I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!
clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Clergevil 

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.
As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
Clergevil by YAWA April 18, 2015
A gorgeous girl who doesn't realize how perfect she is. One that usually could be a model or a dancer. She is perfect in every way but is one of the most humble girls. She is sweet and kind and funny and all the girls wish they were her. Every guy wants a Ciera to be his. Guys make sure a Ciera is noticed and has enough attention. Ciera usually can be a little flirt but when she falls for someone she falls hard. Ciera's are usually one of the nicest people you meet. She is insanely trustworthy and believes the best in people. The girl next door and a sweetheart. Everybody loves a Ciera.
Ciera is the girl every guy wants to be with.
Amazing beautiful spectacular
Ciera by fair.play_78 August 24, 2016

courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.
The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.
courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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