YAWA's definitions

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

Korn Teen

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.

Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.

by YAWA July 28, 2021

weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

by YAWA April 14, 2020

shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

by YAWA December 22, 2019

MAGA

My Administration Got Arrested

The best definition of MAGA...ever!

by YAWA October 11, 2019

Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

by YAWA April 17, 2020

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019