Definitions by YAWA
Blaming others
A position of detachment wherein any fault or responsibility is off-loaded to an alternative resource that essentially absolves any personal responsibility.
Oh, there’s no doubt. It’s not my fault! There are forces working against me! Right now I’m ’blaming Others’ for the shit that’s gone down. But ‘IT COULD BE ME’ !!
Blaming others by YAWA December 12, 2025
Lying for fun
Oh! That bitch done slept wiff all the guys.
Really? Seems like she’s straight up and cool.
Oh, fer sure! I was. Just, you know …. ‘lying for fun’; there’s nothing more there…
Really? Seems like she’s straight up and cool.
Oh, fer sure! I was. Just, you know …. ‘lying for fun’; there’s nothing more there…
Lying for fun by YAWA December 12, 2025
Tribute Tan
A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.
Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
Tribute Tan by YAWA October 19, 2025
Don’t fuck with my keto!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
Don’t fuck with my keto! by YAWA September 7, 2025
Don’t fuck with my keto!
Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
Don’t fuck with my keto! by YAWA September 7, 2025
The Business of Bankruptcy
Hidden in the deep and mysterious undercurrents of the Federal legal machinery, billion-dollar Law Firms, profit offsetting Debters-in-Posession, and Parasitic Restructuring Teams methodically extract unimaginable financial compensation from the many hopeless, helpless and beleaguered businesses unlucky enough to file for Chapter 11 ‘relief’.
Well, we’re on credit-hold with every one of our vendors, we can’t pay our staff, our taxes or operating expenses; looks like we’re heading for Chapter 11.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
The Business of Bankruptcy by YAWA September 1, 2025