YAWA's definitions

Decount

The official 2020 election legal remedy demanded by the former administration for any prevailing 'Blue State'.

We must deconstruct the Blue Wall, and Arizona, and Nevada, and Georgia, and any State won by illegal mail-in ballots. We demand a Decount!!

by YAWA November 8, 2020

syncopate

The rather difficult process of creating and maintaining distinctly different rhythmic assignments for each hand; relevant to most musical instruments, but in particular to the piano.

can't syncopate that shit...ties my fingers up in fuckin' knots bro!

by YAWA January 22, 2020

nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

milk chunks

The surprise mouth-full of sour, rotten debris often experienced by inconsiderate, out-of-the-carton milk drinkers.

Haha!! Alec got the milk chunks last nite from drinkin' right out of the fridge; serves that shit-bag right...now he can clean up HIS OWN puke...

by YAWA June 9, 2019

Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...

by YAWA June 13, 2018

Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

Boxed

The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.

Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.

by YAWA February 2, 2022