A departure from the traditional Apothecary (a person or establishment engaged in general pharmaceutical sales); the Apotecary is specialized in the dispensing and sales of THC containing medicaments of all sorts.
Hey, where ya headed?
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
by YAWA May 23, 2022
Get the Apotecarymug. A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
by YAWA June 13, 2018
Get the Insta-Cum Retrainingmug. The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.
Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.
by YAWA July 01, 2018
Get the digital dead walkermug. The common denomination of a vertically challenged hunter-gatherer tribe located in the Sri lanka region.
While inexplicably lost in rather deep foliage the chief of the excursion finally proclaimed, "where the fukavee?"; the rest is history...
by YAWA May 17, 2015
Get the fukaveemug. by YAWA September 18, 2021
Get the dick in the backmug. A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
by YAWA October 03, 2020
Get the Follow the Sciencemug. A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 04, 2019
Get the commode paralysismug.