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Abusement park

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
by YAWA June 5, 2015
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forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
by YAWA July 2, 2017
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Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.
Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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trumpsurrection

The end of the line for the worst president in recorded history; no further delusionary explanation required.
So, how did the trumpsurrection go? Did you 'storm the Capitol'? Did ya?
by YAWA January 8, 2021
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political viremia

The development of unusually high COVID-19 infectious rates among politicians; it's almost as if the virus itself can detect the most corrupt and dishonest among us.
and in other news, political viremia continues to impose forced-quarantine on members of Congress, Administrative branch Cabinet members and support staff... let's just hope that the president is spared, because THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL. right...
by YAWA March 12, 2020
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trick 'n treat

Dispensing cannabis-laden edibles for Halloween instead of 'traditional' boring candy.
Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...
by YAWA December 5, 2018
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trumploan

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...
by YAWA March 25, 2020
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