YAWA's definitions

Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!

by YAWA March 13, 2019

Out of Luck

A term that defines a personal activity hard-boundary; beyond which, the probability of catastrophic outcome prohibits further participation.

Hey, let's see how many times we can just run across the fucking road with our eyes closed...
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.

by YAWA October 3, 2019

Virus Don't Care

The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.

It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.

Guess what? Virus Don't Care...

by YAWA April 18, 2020

Party with the Germs

Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.

Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...

by YAWA February 15, 2020

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.

Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.

by YAWA August 1, 2020

Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.

Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.

by YAWA May 23, 2018