YAWA's definitions
The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the Flatten the Curvemug. THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!mug. A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.
So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
by YAWA February 9, 2021
Get the The gift of goodbyemug. The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
by YAWA August 18, 2018
Get the bad touch dollmug. Referring to a verbal exchange during which one party uses thoroughly condescending language to the point of being confrontational; often inspiring in a physical defensive response on behalf of the offended individual.
Oh, hell no! I slapped that bitch D.O. W. N.
Now she know she can't be talkin' to me just any kina' way.
That's right!
Now she know she can't be talkin' to me just any kina' way.
That's right!
by YAWA September 4, 2016
Get the any kina' waymug. The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
by YAWA February 15, 2019
Get the metal on mucosamug. The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.
Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!
by YAWA September 25, 2017
Get the mass-wormicidemug.