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community uterus

A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.
Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!
by YAWA December 5, 2022
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colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.
Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.
by YAWA September 14, 2022
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MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.
by YAWA August 23, 2016
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Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.
So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.
by YAWA August 30, 2020
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motoreturnus profundus

An inexplicable, curiously concerning behaviour frequently demonstrated by individuals with near-pathologic emotional, physical (and possibly spiritual) attachment to a specific vehicle, often a motorcycle--that, once relinquished either by sale or trade, creates such tremendous internal loss-aversion that any and all measures are taken to restore possession, often at financial detriment.
Ok, that's the FIFTH fuckin' time that he's either traded or sold that damn Harley only to chase down the new owner in remorse. Each time he's lost money, time and self-respect...but it sure is entertaining watching the motoreturnus profundus!
by YAWA May 5, 2017
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alphabet conformity

The conventional, classic presentation of standardized single letter arrangement common to written language.
I hate that a,b,c song. It FORCES the letters into alphabet conformity when no specific arrangement is necessary.
How are kids supposed to learn it if the letters are randomly arranged?
By frequency of use, I guess.
Then it would just change to the e,t,a song, but still conformity.
by YAWA February 19, 2021
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wudn't me

The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.
So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.
by YAWA February 22, 2021
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