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expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.
Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...
by YAWA February 2, 2019
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Corona Clown

Any individual who simply cannot understand the very serious consequences of ignoring social distancing during a pandemic crisis; who demonstrates value of their own personal misguided satisfaction over the lives of others by proceeding with non-urgent, unnecessary and high-risk international air-travel.
Yeah, I've never seen such high levels of arrogance and ignorance displayed by so many. All it takes is one Corona Clown to bring back serious misery ...
by YAWA March 14, 2020
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schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
by YAWA July 9, 2017
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Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.
So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
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Massive Shuddering-O

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
by YAWA February 4, 2018
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Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
by YAWA May 11, 2020
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COVIDapocalypse

The closest yet modern man has come to complete undoing.
It ain't the apocalypse; it's the COVIDapocalypse...not much difference, really eh?
by YAWA March 31, 2020
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