YAWA's definitions

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Big-Box Religion

Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.

Seems like I'm a 'none'...can't hang with Big-Box Religion

by YAWA May 30, 2019

Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.

Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...

by YAWA August 9, 2019

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 12, 2020

Trump-Speak

An unintelligible, Presidential dialect in which otherwise meaningful words are confidently transformed into utter gibberish.

What does 'foisfered' mean?
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...

by YAWA November 5, 2019

Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.

My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...

by YAWA June 16, 2018