Definitions by YAWA

Grabasstic

A result, behavior or attempt seemingly both irrelevant and meaningless.

He doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Exactly. grabasstic.
That works.

Grabasstic by YAWA September 6, 2026

Blaming others

A position of detachment wherein any fault or responsibility is off-loaded to an alternative resource that essentially absolves any personal responsibility.

Oh, there’s no doubt. It’s not my fault! There are forces working against me! Right now I’m ’blaming Others’ for the shit that’s gone down. But ‘IT COULD BE ME’ !!

Blaming others by YAWA December 12, 2025

Lying for fun

The act of fabricating significantly material omissions for the sake of entertainment value.

Oh! That bitch done slept wiff all the guys.
Really? Seems like she’s straight up and cool.
Oh, fer sure! I was. Just, you know …. ‘lying for fun’; there’s nothing more there…

Lying for fun by YAWA December 12, 2025

Tribute Tan

A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.

Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.

Tribute Tan by YAWA October 19, 2025

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

Don’t fuck with my keto! by YAWA September 7, 2025

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

Don’t fuck with my keto! by YAWA September 7, 2025

Keto-High 

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

Keto-High by YAWA September 6, 2025