YAWA's definitions

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

CoronImmune

The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.

Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.

by YAWA March 26, 2020

res-q-rinse

The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.

I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.

by YAWA February 2, 2018

easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

by YAWA January 24, 2018

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

Korn Teen

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.

Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.

by YAWA July 28, 2021