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nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.
Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...
by YAWA December 25, 2019
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milk chunks

The surprise mouth-full of sour, rotten debris often experienced by inconsiderate, out-of-the-carton milk drinkers.
Haha!! Alec got the milk chunks last nite from drinkin' right out of the fridge; serves that shit-bag right...now he can clean up HIS OWN puke...
by YAWA June 9, 2019
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syncopate

The rather difficult process of creating and maintaining distinctly different rhythmic assignments for each hand; relevant to most musical instruments, but in particular to the piano.
can't syncopate that shit...ties my fingers up in fuckin' knots bro!
by YAWA January 22, 2020
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Decount

The official 2020 election legal remedy demanded by the former administration for any prevailing 'Blue State'.
We must deconstruct the Blue Wall, and Arizona, and Nevada, and Georgia, and any State won by illegal mail-in ballots. We demand a Decount!!
by YAWA November 8, 2020
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Fox News Presidency

An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.
Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
by YAWA January 28, 2021
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I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA May 1, 2018
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