YAWA's definitions

Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...

by YAWA June 13, 2018

Spurlinized

A genuine public shaming, relevant to identifying particularly unpopular political platforms and tactically leveraging them against an adversary.

Oh snap! He just said that his opponent is as ignorant and incapable of understanding the complexities of governance as his constituents!
I don’t believe I would have said that. He’s gonna get totally Spurlinized!

by YAWA August 27, 2025

We're Number One!

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

by YAWA April 5, 2020

hackfabet

The hacker enhanced 'alphabet' where E=3, I=1, O=0, B=8, A=4, S=5, T=7, Z=2, etc. Designed to obscure communication activities and degrade or delay attempted access to encoded transmissions.

Isn't that cute. LOL-SEC has new members. P05IX-N1nj4 and H4CK5-4-U...
Let's just hope 4n0nYmOu5 doesn't find out your new hackfabet friends...

by YAWA February 3, 2018

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

oinkification

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.

Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.

by YAWA January 21, 2020

pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.

Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!

by YAWA June 22, 2019