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The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.
So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.
Ummm, wudn't me.
by YAWA February 22, 2021
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I hate that a,b,c song. It FORCES the letters into alphabet conformity when no specific arrangement is necessary.
How are kids supposed to learn it if the letters are randomly arranged?
By frequency of use, I guess.
Then it would just change to the e,t,a song, but still conformity.
How are kids supposed to learn it if the letters are randomly arranged?
By frequency of use, I guess.
Then it would just change to the e,t,a song, but still conformity.
by YAWA February 19, 2021
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ANOTHER government shut-down! There is no way that Congress and the citizens of the USA will permit this to happen...all sides have reached Trump-asthenia to the max...
by YAWA February 11, 2019
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Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
by YAWA January 28, 2021
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Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!
Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA May 1, 2018
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Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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So, what's the best definition of faith?
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...
by YAWA June 10, 2018
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