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Corona-Campus

Welcome to Liberty University. Where conspiracy theories and political hoaxes are proven...wrong?
Hey, there's no educational environment more intellectually pure, academically wholesome and reality-grounded.
You mean Corona-Campus?
Where else?
by YAWA March 31, 2020
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chug hole

Any of several possible bodily orifices, most frequently the rectum, through which intoxicating substances are introduced for rapid, near-lethal, systemic absorption.
It was a chug hole massacre...XANS, flips, percs and a handle of Vodka all capped off with some DANK 420; rolled him out of the car in front of the ER when he stopped breathing and his eyes rolled back into his head...I think he swallowed his tongue.
by YAWA June 5, 2017
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Generation C

The massive increase in world-wide birth rate approximately 9 months after Coronavirus quarantine conditions were imposed.
Well, we can't go out for dinner, can't go to the movies, can't go for a drink...can't even go shopping.
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C
by YAWA March 28, 2020
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Shit-Back Time

A pivotal point of self-discovery, when it becomes apparent that you've been a glorious pain in the ass...and that's just perfect timing, when all of yer badness starts comin' home.
I can't believe that I was so self-centered and repeatedly trampled over just about everyone who really cares about me.

I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?
by YAWA February 23, 2020
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Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
by YAWA May 11, 2020
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Massive Shuddering-O

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
by YAWA February 4, 2018
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State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.
Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...
by YAWA February 15, 2019
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