YAWA's definitions

Drivin' Bitch

The individual designated as transportation coordinator in a crowd of usually intoxicated persons.

Yo! Where's the Drivin' Bitch? I need a ride to get me some titties and pussy!

by YAWA July 4, 2021

SHUT'YER MUSH

A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.

Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH

by YAWA May 3, 2018

three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

by YAWA July 16, 2017

Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.

Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.

by YAWA May 14, 2019

step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.

Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.

by YAWA June 10, 2021

Eastrocity

That special time of the year when the devout celebrate a mythical atrocity of three-day-old corpse reanimation.

WTF! Which version of the Eastrocity should I believe? Each gospel is different?

by YAWA March 8, 2019

E-coli cubes

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.

So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!

by YAWA September 30, 2019