OK for starters i say that i am an estonian and i read both definitions, one by "eestlaneeeee jeee" and the other by "NobodySpeshul". One of them is clearly Russian and the other Estonian. They represent 2 different extremities. The truth is somewhere in between. I know Estonians are happy with their little country, i'm not a Russian so not sure about them. But i say let's not fight, and if we hate each other so much and can't be friends, then we should at least leave each other alone. Thanks.
Russian: "Estonians suck goddamn idiots Russia FTW!"
Estonian: "Stupid Russians hope they burn in hell, Estonia is the best!"
We should stop acting like kids. Both nations.
by 15 April 26, 2008
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the head-ass best country that has ever existed on this doomed planet! 100% communism-free since 1991!
I went to Estonia because that's what cool guys do.
by Jwgmtts November 27, 2018
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Estonia is a small Baltic nation with a conflicted history, that nobody in America has heard of for some reason even though our government screwed it over by saying that it was okay for the USSR to take the Baltic States. Many stereotype the Estonians negatively, not realizing why they are the way that they are. Estonia was invaded by the Nazis and the Soviets, and ultimately the Soviets took it, killing around 3 million citizens, many of whom were civilians, replacing them with Russians and outright banning the Estonian language, hoping to destroy their culture. As such, the Estonians are patriotic at heart, as without patriotism their culture would be dead, and they are tired of large nations rolling them over. Estonia, despite being small, is fairly advanced, being the first nation to have internet based elections. In addition, Estonia is strong economically, and full of nice but sometimes stubborn folks such as my Grandfather. Estonian's have strange humor, can be stubborn, but are generally nice people.
"Estonian humor makes no bloody sense"

"Estonia? What's an Estonia?"
by That_crazy_moron September 6, 2018
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Estonia is a small country located in the East part of Europe. It's neighbor countries are Finland, Russia and Latvia. Most of Estonian population is Estonians, however there are also a lot of Russians. Estonians are pretty antisocial and can sometimes be mean, but aren't there people like that in every country? Estonia has lots of beautiful nature. There are a lots of forests and also swamps. Let's just say, Estonians don't really like people who are different from them, therfore, some Estonians tend to be racist or LGBTQ+-phobic . (This is also one of the reasons I'm afraid to come out as asexual panromantic nonbinary) The most speaked language is Estonian, then (probably) come Russian, English, Finnish and so on. If you want further info about Estonia or Estonian history, search it in Google please.
A: Where did you move to?
B: Oh, I moved to Estonia.
A: nice.
by Rotten Deer May 26, 2021
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Home of the gods. The country is just Russia and Finland mixed together. Some Estonians hate finland. Most Estonians hate Russia, for a good reason. Russia has been the country that has been watching over them for centuries trying to suppress them.
Estonia is the land of the gods
by Something Easy May 5, 2020
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A very beautiful young lady, who is very chill and loves watching anime all day long. If you know an Estonia send her money today.
I love Estonia, she deserves $100k.
by Rockstonia November 26, 2021
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Estonia is one of the Baltic States, which is located in Northern Europe, with Finland, Russia and Latvia as their neighbours. The country's population is estimated as 1,342,409, half of which, if not more, are apathetic bigots or nationalists, who imagine Estonia as the axis that the world spins around.

Due to the aforementioned, visiting Estonia as a tourist may be difficult: few bother to learn a foreign language, and those few that do, won't bother to help you, unless you speak Estonian fluently and suck up to them.

Estonians hate Russians for political reasons, despite the fact they're completely uneducated in that area, and it would be a miracle if they at least knew what democracy is, and the recent riot demonstrated that they, in fact, do not. Confessing that you are Russian is equal to confessing that you are gay.

Perhaps the only reason to visit Estonia and its true beauty is its old towns, specifically, Tallinn's Old Town, with its glorious architectural styles. At least the buildings don't blabber on about how great Estonia is.
Estonian A: Doop dee maa taa ne?
Estonian B: Doo mee too kaa soot!
by TranslucentBliss June 24, 2007
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