Estonia 

OK for starters i say that i am an estonian and i read both definitions, one by "eestlaneeeee jeee" and the other by "NobodySpeshul". One of them is clearly Russian and the other Estonian. They represent 2 different extremities. The truth is somewhere in between. I know Estonians are happy with their little country, i'm not a Russian so not sure about them. But i say let's not fight, and if we hate each other so much and can't be friends, then we should at least leave each other alone. Thanks.

Russian: "Estonians suck goddamn idiots Russia FTW!"
Estonian: "Stupid Russians hope they burn in hell, Estonia is the best!"
We should stop acting like kids. Both nations.

Estonia by 15 April 26, 2008

Estonia 

the head-ass best country that has ever existed on this doomed planet! 100% communism-free since 1991!

I went to Estonia because that's what cool guys do.

Estonia by Jwgmtts November 27, 2018

estonia 

really a kickass country lamed down by the soviet union. one of the most techologcaly advance county with wireless in like everywhere, so you can surf porn even while on a bus( not reccomended because of russians who steal and use WAY-WAY excessive swearing).
Good thing about estonia are
+The estonian attitude- noone really cares and go on with their own business
+EXTREMELY HOt chicks all around of all tastes(blondes, brunettes, sluts, goths etc there are unfortunetly not many redheads)
+If theres a will theres a way. you can get anything no matter how young or old you are but please no babe stealing and pedophiles
+night life is awesome and therre are loads of parties
+Estonian beer is the bestest in the universe(fo' real)people who say that belgian beer is better are fucking psychos cause belgian beer is watered down piss flavored... piss

Bad things are
-Russians( some are actualyl really cool and stuff but there are lots more swearing wiggers and skin heads)
-school system ( not really that bad, you are actually way ahead of everyone else in the world but there are way too much homework)

SO.... really no dissing estonians cause we are a kickass nation with some bad history with über cool people nature and people

in estonia me and my friend were walking around in tartu( better then tallin cause there are way more hotter chicks there) when we decided to stop by and buy food when blam a hot chick then a bit later blam another then blam out of nowhere a couple of friend pop out then again blam hot chick then blam beer

estonia by eestlaneeeee jeee September 16, 2006

Estonia 

Estonia is a small Baltic nation with a conflicted history, that nobody in America has heard of for some reason even though our government screwed it over by saying that it was okay for the USSR to take the Baltic States. Many stereotype the Estonians negatively, not realizing why they are the way that they are. Estonia was invaded by the Nazis and the Soviets, and ultimately the Soviets took it, killing around 3 million citizens, many of whom were civilians, replacing them with Russians and outright banning the Estonian language, hoping to destroy their culture. As such, the Estonians are patriotic at heart, as without patriotism their culture would be dead, and they are tired of large nations rolling them over. Estonia, despite being small, is fairly advanced, being the first nation to have internet based elections. In addition, Estonia is strong economically, and full of nice but sometimes stubborn folks such as my Grandfather. Estonian's have strange humor, can be stubborn, but are generally nice people.

"Estonian humor makes no bloody sense"

"Estonia? What's an Estonia?"

Estonia by That_crazy_moron September 6, 2018

estonia 

Estonia is the point beyond which you reach when you are bloody stoned!

'I have crossed the borders of Estonia!' (you say that when you are fuck stoned!)

estonia by swaminamina September 12, 2010

estonia 

a country in europe

Dude: "I was born in Estonia"

Other Dude: "Nice"

estonia by extreme measures of gay June 27, 2021

Estonia 

A beautiful country in Northern Europe. The world's first ever e-Nation. Held the world's first ever e-Election in 2004. Has created Skype, Kazaa and Hotmail... two of which are still widely popular today; Kazaa got discontinued. This country is a decent choice to build up a business/startup company. The people are known to be smart, productive, inventive and positively surprising. Estonia is one of the world's smartest countries. Has a lot of medieval castles. Best in winter sports like bandy, ice hockey, ski jumping and figure skating. The people have blondes, Redhairs, brunettes and matt black. In terms of GDP per capita in the Eastern bloc, Estonia is in second position... just behind Slovenia by a tiny margin. Very soon, Estonia will overcome this. The Estonians are a friendly bunch and wants others to respect their privacy. It's a small country with genuinely happy people all around. One of the most livable countries in Europe, and quite possibly, in the world as well.

Welcome to Estonia!

Estonia by LaserImouto January 4, 2023