Also known as Constantly Muted On Discord Syndrome, the only person known to have it is Petra Skočilić. It mostly takes effect on people in late hours, mostly after the night falls.
When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.
Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...
That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?