CMODS

Also known as Constantly Muted On Discord Syndrome, the only person known to have it is Petra Skočilić. It mostly takes effect on people in late hours, mostly after the night falls.

"Why isn't he talking"
"Oh, he has CMODS"

by Strm April 4, 2023

puddy cods

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

by ashane November 15, 2016

codslap

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

by WKid May 21, 2006

CODstipation

When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.

Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation

by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011

Chodsters

A group of Cody Ko fans who truly believe that he is old and that his 'girlfriend' is his caretaker

We are da Chodsters

by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

cmosu

Cracking My Own Shit Up

I don't care if you laugh at my jokes I'm CMOSU

by lydden August 14, 2016

codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002