cod

A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....

Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...

by Jimbo Johnny Josoph November 01, 2011

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not a cock

cod is a fish

by bay state rocks June 11, 2014

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Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.

Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.

by shitisayattheoffice December 10, 2020

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1. acronym for the game Call of Duty
2. the reason why guys have no life
3. the reason why guys don't have girlfriends
4. the reason why girlfriends hate their boyfriends
5. the reason that people are still living

girlfriend: what are you doing?
boyfriend: shut up im playing COD
girlfriend: can i play with you?
boyfriend: (laughs to himself and continues playing)
girlfriend: thats it, its over

by fanous November 23, 2010

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cod(condom on door) or codding someone is sort of like a dingdong ditch but you take a lubricated or used condom and tie it on someones front doorknob. you can either leave it there and wait till they find it or ring the door bell and watch them try to take a wet condom off of there doorknob

you wanna go cod someone...im bored

you wanna go codding later

by amed14 May 29, 2011

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