ashane's definitions

Tweak time

Someone who is hours late for everything.

Hey girl what are you doing?
Girl: waiting on Nick to pick me up to give me a ride home.

You might as well make a cot girl he on that tweak time.

“Stacy I really want Rain and Brandi to be in my wedding.”
“Well you better tell them 3 hours before you want then here girl because they on that tweak time”

Is Mary ready yet?

No she on that tweak time.

by ashane May 4, 2021

Otis

A great joke name

Man.... Otis said he was going to whoop your ass!

Who the fuck is Otis? Otis who?

Otis dick feels good in your mouth! Ha got em!

Man f you!

by ashane March 19, 2019

cooter quiver

That tingling feeling women get when they kiss somebody hott or watch porn

He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.

When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.

Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.

by ashane May 28, 2017

ding dong squats

When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick

Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!

by ashane March 17, 2019

Smag

It’s opposite of pre-cum. It’s what comes out after you bust a nut

Babe get down there and suck the smag off my pecker.

Damn I forgot to wipe the smag off and got it all over my boxers

by ashane February 6, 2019

pom-a-shitz

A dog that is Pomerania and Shih Tzu mixed

Oh your dog is so cute what type of breed is he?

Oh she’s a Pom-a-shitz

by ashane June 10, 2018

Not my circus not my monkey’s

A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business

Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s

by ashane October 7, 2019