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A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.
Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"

Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."

Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."
by StoutShako March 29, 2014
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A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.
*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
by EpicKnight February 21, 2011
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A series of games by trearch and infinity ward that started off amazing and got worse and worse as the series went on. It is now rivalled by a series by EA and DICE known as battlefield, encouraging teamwork and fun.
Call of duty player: OMFG NOOB TOOBERZ R ASSHOLES U FUCKING BULLSHIT NOOB WITH AKIMBO DEAGLES

Battlefield 3 player: okay, I'm going to get out of the tank and repair it. Can you give me some covering fire with the LMG?

Call of duty player: OMFG STUPID F***ING NOOB THINKS TEAMWORK WILL- *shot in head* OMFG OMFG WHAT A STUPID SNIPER NOOB OMFG I HATE NOOB TOOBZ

Battlefield player: okay, spawn on me. I will get behind cover and try to counter snipe that guy.

Call of duty player: OMFG OMFG OMFG 1V1 ME YOU STUPID NOOB ASS GAY SHIT F***
by Phoenix922 April 11, 2013
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A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it
by myironlung215 April 09, 2011
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1. A silent call to enlist in the military

2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.
Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D

Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R

Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT...
Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*
by InvisibleWater June 29, 2012
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