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Anything that happens on a Call of Duty game (online mosty) that is bullshit
omfg did you just see that sniper no-scope me? thats fucking codshit
codshit by Sergio Fareel November 4, 2010
The language of AnonUKRadio chat box...
You Om? No. Nom to the fuck knows what!!! Yo chattin codshit bro
Codshit by Rick Rollin U April 21, 2018

Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Conshiteration 

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.
"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."
Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012
Random comments or conversations which don't follow any particular grammatical rules.
Similar to talking bollox
'You're obviously talking a load of codshite - have you got any more of that wooden shoe wire I can borrow?'
codshite by Tania K September 26, 2005

conshitter 

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"
hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.
conshitter by KN14 July 8, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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