cmosu

Cracking My Own Shit Up

I don't care if you laugh at my jokes I'm CMOSU

by lydden August 14, 2016

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Closure Kiss

A final kiss after a relationship has ended to make sure there are no longer feelings between the two involved in the relationship.

Mike believed he still had feelings for Christina until they had a closure kiss.

Mike has now moved on to Kayla.

by Jacque MeHoff August 16, 2012

Comsult

A word used to describe something that is a compliment and an insult.

Becky just told me she loves my shirt and it covers my rolls. What a comsult!

by Twantayy May 27, 2015

closurdo

A big ass bias bitch who nobody wants to be asscociated with

look at that fucking closurdo

by ye boi parzival June 19, 2018

cmtsu

An acronym frequent in the parlance of those in the greater Philadelphia region to represent 'can't make this shit up'. In typical discourse, one interlocutor concludes a story of an interaction with someone of absurdly illogical yet stubbornly self-justified behavior by whispering on an exhale 'cmtsu...'. In standard call and response fashion, his fellow interlocutor will respond in sympathetic affirmation 'cmtsu...'.

Speaker: 'And that was it man, she told me it was fine for her to keep packing dingers but that when I did it it was just a sad effort to pretend I was back with the boys...cmtsu'
Friend: 'cmtsu...'

by Dusty Fantana July 17, 2020

Closure

To gain a sense of resolution weather it be mental, physical, ot spiritual.

Husband: why did you go see your ex who is about to serve life in prison without even telling me??

Whore Wife: boy boo , I needed that closure , cry about it then

by Herman Williams April 21, 2018