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The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.
Guy goes into COD lobby and its full of annoying 10 year olds screaming. Mutes everyone.
by Nick7805 June 04, 2012
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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by urbansammy January 20, 2017
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Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
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Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".
by John Silver September 01, 2006
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Cash on delivery. That is, paying cash for a product upon receiving delivery of it.
The product is only $19.95, check or credit card only. No CODs please, we don't like fish in the mail.
by boohiss February 27, 2004
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A Philadelphia slang term that is short for co defendant. Usually meant to signify a best or close friend; someone with whom you associate with frequently or share a strong bond, as in you committed a crime with this person and/or you were prosecuted together.
"Do you know Mike S?"

"Yeah! We both went to Scarborough High together. That's my co-d!"
by phillyesq1 March 13, 2012
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Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.
by shitisayattheoffice December 10, 2020
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