The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.

Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.

1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3

Choking On Dick

Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.

A FPS set in WWII

designed to keep teenagers virgins for as long as possible and destroy all forms of social life/interaction

A rare disease developed by people who play Call of Duty. Usually used as an excuse for missing work in order to play more video games. It is most commonly developed by someone who has stayed up all night playing Hardcore Search and Destroy and is ever so close to reaching level 70.