codslap

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

by WKid May 21, 2006

coslapis

1. a fish native to the south sea known for its tangy flavor and pink color

2. Chelsea Lately word for vagina

1. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go fishing for coslapis almost every night

2.Chelsea Handler calls her vagina a coslapis

3. Gay guys rarely see coslapis and are not fond of it, instead they enjoy shuttlecock.

by whoyouare August 20, 2009

coslap

A coslap is what happens when a boy and a girl are making out but they don't want to have sex, so the boy pauses to ejaculate into a condom. He then slaps the girl with the condom full of his essence and they laugh and continue making out.

Boy: Whoa hold on a second! (ejaculates into condom)
Girl: Hey, what are you gonna do with that?
Boy: (coslaps her) Haha! You got coslapped!
Girl: Haha!

by IndieSnob June 11, 2006

Cowslapper

A person from Evony that is disturbing at times.

Cowslapper: meatspin.com

by A person in HYP July 20, 2009

Codlapper

A Person or animal that licks the scrotum of a male person or animal, all while paying special attention to the testacles. The term was coined by a local town legend at a pizza parlor in a small community just outside of Columbus,GA. Although the term has a not so admirable definition, it is not meant to be taken as an insult. It's most commonly used in drunken banter between friends rather than a put down.

Hey man, did you see that fat chick in that porno last night? She's a real Codlapper!!

My dog really likes your's, cause your's is such a Codlapper.

Hey Codlapper, grab me another beer!

What's up, you ol' Codlapper?

Man, my girlfriend was born to be a Codlapper!

by Georgia Sasquatch November 29, 2009

codswappled

another word for confused, or disoriented.

I was codswappled when I realized that codswappled wasn't a real word in the dictionary.

by AIWObsessed March 21, 2010

Cowslap

Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.

par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"

"COWSLAP!"

"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"

by economistjerry April 3, 2009