A coslap is what happens when a boy and a girl are making out but they don't want to have sex, so the boy pauses to ejaculate into a condom. He then slaps the girl with the condom full of his essence and they laugh and continue making out.
Boy: Whoa hold ona second! (ejaculates into condom)
Girl: Hey, what are you gonna do with that?
Boy: (coslaps her) Haha! You got coslapped!
Girl: Haha!
A Person or animal that licks the scrotum of a male person or animal, all while paying special attention to the testacles. The term was coined by a local town legend at a pizza parlor in a small community just outside of Columbus,GA. Although the term has a not so admirable definition, it is not meant to be taken as an insult. It's most commonly used in drunken banter between friends rather than a put down.
Hey man, did you see that fat chick in that porno last night? She's a real Codlapper!!
My dog really likes your's, cause your's is such a Codlapper.
Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.
par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"