when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no
chips got constipation
by botaf November 11, 2003
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When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea
constipation is not your friend =(
by not gir October 09, 2006
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When the train won't come out of the tunnel.
I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.
by Anonymous...... February 01, 2008
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Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck
I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.
by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004
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when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"
"the constipation is getting severe"
by toilet talk February 17, 2013
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A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.
I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.
by Billiam Beaver March 13, 2017
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