when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no
chips got constipation
by botaf November 11, 2003
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When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea
constipation is not your friend =(
by not gir October 9, 2006
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When the train won't come out of the tunnel.
I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.
by Anonymous...... February 2, 2008
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Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck
I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.
by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 15, 2004
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when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"
"the constipation is getting severe"
by toilet talk February 18, 2013
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The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun
by sashafan July 10, 2003
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When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.
Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.
by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2018
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