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When your keyboard autocorrects shut up to shit up.
(Texting) Person 1: "Hey dude why don't you shit up?"
Person 2: "Don't you mean shut up?"
Person 1: "SHIT UP!"
by NaniKoreWa June 17, 2018
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
by white polo and jeans July 27, 2012
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British prison officer's slang for an inmate seeking attention by smearing his cell with excrement.
Wow did you see that shit-up in Block 9 this morning? I pity the cleaners.
by Gruntyface July 13, 2010
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When a person talks too much shit and creates drama
Omg hunter shit up

Nikki you need to shit up

Chelsey if you don’t shit up
by Cautiondelicate May 17, 2019
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To shit someone up is to scare the shit out of them.
To be shit up is the state of being scared shitless.
"don't be shitting me up"
"lets go and shit em up"
"we shit em right up"
"they were shit up, so they shit out"
by Bitplane January 22, 2006
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