Boobmobile 

Basically what you call the Warthog in Halo 2 when you wish to de-level in Xbox Live, but with a fun twist.

What you do is grab the hog, drive to the enemy base and circle it repeatedly, all the while shouting all the different words for 'breasts' as you can think of. This can include slang words such as 'Milkmaids' and 'Bongos', and more recognised words such as 'Tits' and 'Boobies'.

David: Wanna de-level in Halo 2?
Jack: Sure. Grab the Boobmobile.

<Both members get in Hog and drive to enemy base>

David and Jack: BOOBIES! BREASTS! TITS! BOOBS! BREASTICLES! TITTIES! BOSOMS! JUBBLIES! CHESTICLES! KNOCKERS! CHARLIES! BOUNCERS! BONGOS! MILKMAIDS! JUGS!

Boobmobile by MaxJ May 15, 2006

bookmobile vs. boobmobile 

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P

Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!

bookmobile vs. boobmobile by QuacksO January 24, 2022

BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.

"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."

BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

Bookmobile 

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.

So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..

Bookmobile by HOV Lane June 3, 2010

noobmobile

1. On the PC-based YS Flight Simulator; any ficticious player-controlled addon that is often used by n00bs on servers to win a dogfight or destroy people and other objects on the ground or water. Also known as a cheatplane.

Noobmobiles are easily countered with spawn killing, Admin Aircraft, the Ban User command, an equally powerful cheatplane, or a "Free Fire" call.

2. On the Battlefield Series; Helicopters, Tanks, and Artillery guns which n00bs team kill for in order to boost their K/D ratio or get more points.

3. Any vehicle in any game that is not normally used by veteran players, but used by n00bs to go score whoring or to attempt to pwn a more experienced player.

Server Owner: Hey, douchewad, get out of the noobmobile and into something real, like an F-14.

n00b: I w1ll r4p3 j00 all w1th mah Hyperflanker!!

Server Owner: *Ban Hammer*

Other Users: lol n00b noodle.

noobmobile by BFBC2 Mad Mechanic June 30, 2010

Bromobile 

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.

Bromobile by Tossrock October 2, 2012

blowmobile

A person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a VIP and provide on-demand blowjobs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the VIP's meat missile. Often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. Achieving the rank of blowmobile to a VIP is often considered the pinnacle rank in skankdom.

How the hell did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! Oh, that's another one of Amar'e Stoudemire's blowmobiles...

blowmobile by Timmay Woodword August 6, 2010