blowmobile

A person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a VIP and provide on-demand blowjobs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the VIP's meat missile. Often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. Achieving the rank of blowmobile to a VIP is often considered the pinnacle rank in skankdom.

How the hell did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! Oh, that's another one of Amar'e Stoudemire's blowmobiles...

blowmobile by Timmay Woodword August 6, 2010

BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.

"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."

BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

Bookmobile 

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.

So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..

Bookmobile by HOV Lane June 3, 2010

blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.

"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"

blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

bloatmobile 

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.

My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.

bloatmobile by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009

Bromobile 

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.

Bromobile by Tossrock October 2, 2012

Blowjobless 

When you haven't given or received a blowjob.

I haven't gotten a blowjob in two weeks, guess I'm blowjobless.

Blowjobless by Sir Arthur Penguin August 3, 2021