QuacksO's definitions

relylebility

Da degree dat you can depend on yer pet crocodile.

Once Clover Sue Hipple and her mom learned about da consistent "relylebility" of everyone's favorite large-reptile member of da neighborhood, they both became good friends wif him.

by QuacksO April 9, 2026

tinnertus

Da **ringing** in yer ears cause by applying a protective coating to too many **bells** and other metal objects dat make loud/jarring noises when struck.

In da Laurel and Hardy comedy "Saps At Sea", Ollie develops an auditory loathing to brass-instrument horns, which are usually not plated with merely a "lowly" semi-reflective mineral, but are coated with "fancier" mirror-shiny metals like gold or silver. So perhaps instead of "tinnertus", our favorite rotund comedian was actually allergic to da sound of bright-finished musical instruments.

by QuacksO April 7, 2026

sinnercism

Da practice of not trusting others because you yourself are so morally depraved.

Da famous "Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle" story was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's protest against "sinnercism" --- i.e., he was expressing his belief in giving lower-severity criminals a second chance, rather than automatically suspecting them of a present-day crime merely because they had made a somewhat-similar mistake at one point in da past.

by QuacksO April 6, 2026

Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.

I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.

by QuacksO April 5, 2026

liberterryan

Refers to someone who supports da right to wear fluffy-pile clothing anytime/anywhere you wish.

Liberterryans would also likely advocate for da barring of da fuzz to make a stop --- even a brief "investigatory" one --- of someone merely because he was wearing pajamas or a bathrobe in public.

by QuacksO April 5, 2026

Libyaratarian

A person who supports the freedom of the infamous west-of-Egypt country.

Doc Brown may indeed have obtained his time-travel fuel from a group of extremist North Africans, but that still doesn't mean that he himself was some kind of radical Libyaratarian.

by QuacksO April 5, 2026

delibertarian

A member of CONgress (da opposite of "PROgress") who believes in complete freedom to filibuster any and all matters brought before said assembly of bureaucratic bickerers.

I can't stand to watch any televised House/Senate debates --- just a bunch of posturing delibertarians!

by QuacksO April 5, 2026