cowhopperate

Refers to a group-effort among more than one person to either tell/confirm an exaggerated tale, or create a jumbo-size burger at da "king" of fast-food joints.
I am best friends wif two of da apron-clad dudes behind da counter at da local "red, white, blue, and yellow" diner, and so dey always cowhopperate to make me da greatest V.I.P. sandwich imaginable whenever I stop by for a meal!
by QuacksO May 27, 2022
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bank account withdrawal

That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
by QuacksO November 23, 2011
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VINdicate

To prove your innocence of an auto-related crime through the vehicle identification number of said auto-bubble.
An officer pulled me over to ask if my car had been involved in a raucous tire-squealing incident the day before, but once he checked my registration-form, I was totally VINdicated.
by QuacksO November 17, 2020
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brrrrometer

A measuring device dat predicts how cold it's gonna get in da near future.
A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.
by QuacksO March 01, 2021
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flivverous

Refers to a silly enthusiasm/interest in "primitive" motorcars.
The "Gumdrop" book series was quite entertaining; I cannot understand why some people consider reading these "ancient" kiddie-tomes to be flivverous.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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brayon

Material for making cloth dat comes from shearing donkeys.
Brighty and his friends don't actually grow much of a winter coat, so brayon wouldn't be so plentiful or easy to get as wool from a sheep --- a burro's hair doesn't grow very fast, and so you'd hafta wait longer between shearings.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
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