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noobmobile

1. On the PC-based YS Flight Simulator; any ficticious player-controlled addon that is often used by n00bs on servers to win a dogfight or destroy people and other objects on the ground or water. Also known as a cheatplane.

Noobmobiles are easily countered with spawn killing, Admin Aircraft, the Ban User command, an equally powerful cheatplane, or a "Free Fire" call.

2. On the Battlefield Series; Helicopters, Tanks, and Artillery guns which n00bs team kill for in order to boost their K/D ratio or get more points.

3. Any vehicle in any game that is not normally used by veteran players, but used by n00bs to go score whoring or to attempt to pwn a more experienced player.
Server Owner: Hey, douchewad, get out of the noobmobile and into something real, like an F-14.

n00b: I w1ll r4p3 j00 all w1th mah Hyperflanker!!

Server Owner: *Ban Hammer*

Other Users: lol n00b noodle.
by BFBC2 Mad Mechanic June 30, 2010
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nosemobile

The act of doing and or using cocaine through the nose
Man we.... We did so much nosemobiling last night! Nosemobile /nosemobiling
by Ericaaa101 January 11, 2019
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Boobmobile

Basically what you call the Warthog in Halo 2 when you wish to de-level in Xbox Live, but with a fun twist.

What you do is grab the hog, drive to the enemy base and circle it repeatedly, all the while shouting all the different words for 'breasts' as you can think of. This can include slang words such as 'Milkmaids' and 'Bongos', and more recognised words such as 'Tits' and 'Boobies'.
David: Wanna de-level in Halo 2?
Jack: Sure. Grab the Boobmobile.

<Both members get in Hog and drive to enemy base>

David and Jack: BOOBIES! BREASTS! TITS! BOOBS! BREASTICLES! TITTIES! BOSOMS! JUBBLIES! CHESTICLES! KNOCKERS! CHARLIES! BOUNCERS! BONGOS! MILKMAIDS! JUGS!
by MaxJ May 15, 2006
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bookmobile vs. boobmobile

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P
Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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