Bookmobile 

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.

So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..

Bookmobile by HOV Lane June 3, 2010

bookmobile 

The vehicle driven by an individual who is offered every job they apply for. Especially used in instances of persons working in the performing arts who "book" several jobs in a row.

I'm taking the Bookmobile down to Steppenwolf today - wish me luck!

bookmobile by MissSCA June 2, 2010

bookmobile vs. boobmobile 

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P

Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!

bookmobile vs. boobmobile by QuacksO January 24, 2022

BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.

"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."

BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

Bromobile 

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.

Bromobile by Tossrock October 2, 2012

gookmobile 

A car, similar to a ricer, but usually shittier and over accessorized for what it is, usually driven by Asians. The main feature that separates a gookmobile from a ricer is a gookmobile ALWAYS looks like it has been in an accident, most likely due to the "skills" that an Asian drivers possess

Had this gookmobile pull up along side me at the light, the fucker revved it up at me so I blew him full of black

gookmobile by snakeskin wallet April 7, 2015

blowmobile

A person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a VIP and provide on-demand blowjobs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the VIP's meat missile. Often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. Achieving the rank of blowmobile to a VIP is often considered the pinnacle rank in skankdom.

How the hell did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! Oh, that's another one of Amar'e Stoudemire's blowmobiles...

blowmobile by Timmay Woodword August 6, 2010