missile

When I see my girl, I am as hard as a missile.
by Denzel Caldwell March 11, 2005

missile

a weapon i wish i had to shoot my school
i will shove a missile up the principle's ass
by Dan shithead November 29, 2003

missile

A well-formed, well-timed bowel movement.
"I'll have room for dinner after I fire off a missile."
by Popehat May 26, 2006

missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.
While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.
by mister delicious January 27, 2007

The missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
In any given moment of time, the missile most likely knows which of the following?

A) Where it is
B) Where it isn't
C) Where it was
D) Where it wasn't
by QWERTY mnbvcxz September 19, 2019

Missile

The nickname you give a soccer player that just kicks the ball as hard as he can without thinking when the ball comes to him.
Hey, look at Missile over there! He has the ball! (5 seconds later) Oh wait, the ball is 100 feet out of bounds now.
by Dallin G December 7, 2016

missiles

by ass June 16, 2003