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BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.
"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

Bookmobile 

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.
So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..
Bookmobile by HOV Lane June 3, 2010

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

Batmobile 

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
Batmobile by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Batmobile 

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
Batmobile by CptMisery June 23, 2011

Yobmobile 

A vehicle, normally a car, which is the normal mode of transport for a yob/hoody/chav/boyracer (ie male under 21).
A yobmobile is normally a Saxo, 106, Clio, Nova, Corsa or some other small car with a huge array of add ons, massive bodykits, a stupendously loud stereo (usually played LOUD with the blacked out windows down)
It will normally have a Really LOUD exhaust with a HUGE chromed/flared Tailpipe. It will usually be fitted with blue LED's, Induction Filter and Always will have super shiny Alloys.
It is usually driven at night at excessive speeds round most council estates, town centres, Retail park car parks and can often be seen being pursued by the Police.
Most yobmobiles will not be insured or have any road tax either, as the owner will spend all his money on the car's appearance
Look at that yobmobile doing handbrake turns over on Tesco's car park, must be costing a fortune in tyres!
Yobmobile by stevie-J August 20, 2007