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BOFmobile

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.
"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
by Dewin April 6, 2012
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Bookmobile

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.
So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..
by HOV Lane June 3, 2010
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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Batmobile

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
by Sklooby April 24, 2008
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Batmobile

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
by CptMisery June 23, 2011
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Bromobile

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.
by Tossrock October 2, 2012
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Boobilessious

An object with little or no breasts
Mitra is not boobilessious.
The Persian dance team is boobilessious.
by Sahar February 18, 2004
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