noodle

An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!

That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.

by Vegasguy73 February 26, 2017

noodle

The guitarist from the legendary band for Gorillaz

get the cool!
get the cool shoe shine!

by bob bobbinson August 13, 2005

noodle

Your brain

"Twist your noodle change your mind"
Y'all aint on my level!!

by Peachez June 09, 2004

noodle

Asian woman

Are those noodles chinese?

by SIX HOT LOADS July 01, 2019

noodle

a heterosexual woman who will partake in a sexual relationship with another woman if aroused.

that girl is a total noodle; she's straight until you get her wet.

by Crystal Christie September 17, 2010

noodle

a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.

Tom Keffer is such a noodle.

by Denjamin May 09, 2006

noodle

to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect

"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"

by Dr. Ew 22 October 26, 2008