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An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!
That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.
by Vegasguy73 February 26, 2017
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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A code word to describe a cute or hot girl without anyone noticing:

‘Noodle’ - hot girl
Super Noodle’ - mega 10/10 hot girl
Alden : “Oi mate, see that girl over there? She’s a noodle”
Alun : “nah, she’s deffo a super noodle
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by Natureboi69 September 08, 2019
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1. A type of food made from wheat, rice, or something else idk
2. A nickname for a guys dick

3. A member of the band Gorillaz
4. Negative name for a skinny person
1. I ate some Pad-Thai last night, and the noodles were good!
2. Dude, my noodle hurts after railing that girl last night.
3. Noodle can be heat singing in the song 19-2000.

4. Hey Noodle! Go eat something!
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by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 February 09, 2021
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When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
by Floor 2.5 November 06, 2010
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1. Guitarist of the Offspring

2. Guitarist of Gorrilaz
One is a real guy, and the other is an animated Japanese girl.
by Siberian Moo Cow June 23, 2005
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