Bitchurion

A group of people where everyone thinks everyone else likes them, except no one actually likes anyone. This is the saddest form of friendship and the worst attempt at getting bitches. Usually, a Rithvik or a Navad will be part of a bitchurion as a bitch.

Rithvik: Bro, me and the whole bitchurion are having a such a great convo right now.
Other Bitchurion Member: No one likes you, Rithvik.

by DnEiCgOgYa October 13, 2022

Urban Bitchtionary

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."

fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009

bitchriolic

biting, caustic manner of speech which has the intention of spewing out hate and inflicting psychic injury as opposed to engaging in meaningful, thoughtful dialogue.

Man, that ann coulter harpy really had a bitchriolic collumn, calling John Edwards a faggot (she may very well be more of a man than he), railing on the 9/11 widows (no man would ever have her anyway) and saying that she could see the point in killing doctors who perform abortions (if only one had on her mother).
(parentheses are my editorial comments)

by germinator7 March 11, 2007

bitchuational awareness

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

bitcharooneytoony

A bitch who is not like most bitches, but the worst of them all

Check this BITCHAROONEYTOONY out, aren't they the WORST!!!!

by achichanega September 26, 2019

Bitchionary

A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.

Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.

by LayeredSin January 30, 2010

bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

by Yueng July 18, 2004