Bitchionary

A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.

Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.

by LayeredSin January 30, 2010

Bitchionary

A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.

"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"

by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015

Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches

C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

Urban Bitchionary

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand

Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.

by Flamingrecorders July 24, 2012

Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.

You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?

by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022

Bitchionary

Noun
Like the game it's based on, this is when your significant other is mad, but doesn't want to explain why. Instead of using words, they literally draw their grievances out for you to guess.

It took several dry erase markers for Ronnie to guess why his wife was mad at him. He finally won Bitchionary when she drew up divorce papers.

by ClickMyLit May 30, 2023

Bitchionary

A book or electronic resource that an unpleasant, excessively demanding, and entitled middle class woman with a sassy hair doo and an expression on her face like she swallowed a turd will use to look up degrading words of a language (typically in alphabetical order) that gives their meaning, or gives the equivalent words in a different language, often also providing information about pronunciation, origin, and usage.

I need some new terminology to bitch out the ladies in my homeowners association, some fetch me a bitchionary

by Pink & Sassy August 17, 2025