5 definitions by germinator7

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putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.
I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.
by germinator7 June 14, 2007
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biting, caustic manner of speech which has the intention of spewing out hate and inflicting psychic injury as opposed to engaging in meaningful, thoughtful dialogue.
Man, that ann coulter harpy really had a bitchriolic collumn, calling John Edwards a faggot (she may very well be more of a man than he), railing on the 9/11 widows (no man would ever have her anyway) and saying that she could see the point in killing doctors who perform abortions (if only one had on her mother).
(parentheses are my editorial comments)
by germinator7 March 09, 2007
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a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.
dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.

by germinator7 April 12, 2007
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a child of a mixed race union
bob's father is black; his mom is white. he is a hafro-american
by germinator7 November 16, 2011
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A politically correct version of pussy; in other words, showing little or no backbone when confronted with any task or obligation.
Man, Steve really puppied out. He was supposed to meet me here but instead
stayed home with his mom.
You're such a puppy. Get a life and stop whining.
Don't be a puppy. Ask her out.

by germinator7 February 18, 2008
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