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1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.
so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.
by Yueng July 18, 2004
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A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.
Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"

Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."
by Bo Brasher May 23, 2007
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The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.
Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.
by harlangroll March 09, 2011
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Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"
" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"
by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010
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A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
by COMB February 20, 2007
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Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.
Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party
by YTCD September 13, 2009
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It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.
"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"
by Richard Morris June 13, 2004
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