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ASSKITTY 

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.
Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!
ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

Asstity Belt 

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."
Asstity Belt by mardonna April 8, 2009

Asskitty 

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.
Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
Asskitty by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

Ten ass titty 

Being very determined to do something, mostly out of spite.
This beeee-itch at Olive Garden had the ten ass titty to bring me and my lady 2 fucking breadsticks.
Ten ass titty by Doc Killjoy November 7, 2018

asstittitastic 

A portmontrois of Ass, Titties, and Fantastic used in order to describe a girl who has both a fantastic ass and tits.
Beyonce is Asstittitastic.
asstittitastic by maahdahey June 21, 2009

asstitties 

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.
Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!
asstitties by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004