Austitties

Ample german breasts that suddenly dangle in thin, white, low-cut blouses around Oktoberfest.

Diese deutschen Austitties bilden mich durstig. Wie bleiben solche große Dämme des Fleisches in solchen kleinen Hemden?

(These german Austitties are making me thirsty. How do such large mounds of flesh stay in such small shirts?)

by Ralph Biergarden May 10, 2008

austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism

Hey did you meet Austintism

by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

assntitties

Booty and Boobies

Damn bro she had the fattest assntitties ever

by Simpyboy69 May 22, 2020

austintisum

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.

Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.

by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011