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Austitties 

Ample german breasts that suddenly dangle in thin, white, low-cut blouses around Oktoberfest.
Diese deutschen Austitties bilden mich durstig. Wie bleiben solche große Dämme des Fleisches in solchen kleinen Hemden?

(These german Austitties are making me thirsty. How do such large mounds of flesh stay in such small shirts?)
Words you can keep

austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism
Hey did you meet Austintism
austintism by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

asstitties 

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.
Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!
asstitties by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

assntitties 

Damn bro she had the fattest assntitties ever
assntitties by Simpyboy69 May 22, 2020

austintisum 

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.
Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.
austintisum by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

Austinites 

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches
guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.
Austinites by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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